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Team Taco™ and friends! It’s Monday! Which is not Tuesday. Just six days late. But I have a good excuse. In that we’re moving across the country and extending a visa while the world continues to burn. But on the positive — late is better than never, and you
A Week
Team Taco™! Hello! It is Friday! Which, historically, is not Tuesday. What happened? Great question. Thank you for asking. I spent last weekend in Texas hanging out with my best friend and our daughter, drinking and getting boosted and feeling like shit and cleaning up my past mistakes. It was
A Depressed 14-Year Old
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A Collection of Moments
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Team Taco™ and friends! I have a secret to tell you and I’m not thrilled about it. But it’s time I own up to this. I have not trademarked Team Taco™. It’s just fun to type that way. I hope you forgive me. I hope you won’
A Foot of Regret
A Fake Book
I Miss Parties
An Incomplete List
Team Taco™ and friends! Area man, 27, takes it easy. Not spending hours writing this week sounded nice for his brain. More at 11. Don’t forget to pre-order the Untitled Cookbook. An Incomplete List of Things I Thought About When I Accidentally Got Way Too StonedI really need to
Introducing the Untitled Cookbook
Team Taco™ and friends! Making this week’s edition short, sweet, and to the point. It’s public and free for everyone, even though it’s not the last Tuesday of the month. Why’s that? Because I’m selling something, and I want to get to it. Please purchase,
Negroni Week
Team Taco™! It’s Negroni Week! And you know what that means! It means mild alcohol abuse and bitter drinks. Wait, no, I said that wrong. It means processing our emotions however we need to so we can get to a better spot to change the patterns to avoid feeling
Our Neighbors Are Shitheads
Team Taco™! I’m beginning to think that the time measurement device of “A Week” is no longer serving us. There’s not enough time in a week. What a bullshit sentence that is. It’s not a week’s fault that there are seven days in a week. It’
One Day
Anything I Want
Team Taco and Friends™! What a shit week. Our tiny beach town was run over by Hurricane Grace last week. We’re fine. We didn’t have power or water for two days. We still don’t have internet. Our place is fine – only minor damage. Pancho is eternally displeased,
Learning Spanish
Eight Years Later
Well, I’ll Be
Three People, Three Moments
Team Taco™ and friends! What a month we’ve had. I don’t know about you, but I’m full of unease and anxiety over the potential of another lockdown. Some Team Taco™ Members are already back under lockdown in their countries. I’m full of anger that we don’
English is My Second Language
A Short List
The Ocean is on Fire
Taqueria Etiquette
Team Taco™ & Friends! Welcome to the final installment of June! We’re halfway through this wonderful journey. (Can I call it that? I don’t know. Will I? Absolutely!) Non-paying friends — as a reminder, the $2/month Team Taco™ Membership tier is a disappearing at the end of the
Choosing Change
Online
Three Photographs
1,000
Team Taco™ and friends! We were in a small car accident last Tuesday evening – because driving in Mexico is a video game, and everyone loses at some point. We're both 100% fine, and no one was hurt. As a nice bonus, a Mexican National Guardsman now Whatsapp's me asking for
Oh, Right. A Report.
Team Taco™! This is the week. It's finally come. The week where... there's no real report. But I love you all the same. I've been knocked on my ass by the second vaccine shot. America is a hellscape that I've been in for days. I don't have any energy to
I'm a Runner
Team Taco™! It's a new week! We're somewhere in May! For some reason! If I add exclamation points instead of periods it makes my existential dread feel like excitement! Is it working?! I'm just tired. We're all just tired. Spot the difference?! We're fine! On RunningI'm a runner. I've been
Let's Talk Taco Bell
Team Taco™ and friends! Here's a surprise, mid-month report for everyone. Why, you ask? Because I screwed up and got behind on last month's salsa. And now that it's ready, I feel bad leaving Tom's work behind a paywall. The photos deserve to be free! You deserve to see them!
Timeless
With Everyone
Team Taco™. Friends. Another month has passed. Are we better for it? Unlikely. Are we stronger for having lived through it? Not so much. I really have to stop blaming my exhaustion on the weeks and instead lay the blame at late-stage capitalism's feet. But since we're speaking of said
A Moment
We're Just Trying Our Best
Finding The Time
You Are Your Only Limit
Team Taco™! Welcome to the monthly free report. We had our first movie night over the weekend and it was, without overselling it, incredible. Ferris Bueller's Day Off holds up! Who knew? If you're a paid Team Taco™ member, just reply to this email for an invite to the Discord.
An Optimized Life
Bury This, Bury That
Pancho
What's a Year, Anyway?
Team Taco™! It's nice to be amongst friends once again. Every time I have to write the public report that goes out at the end of the month, I feel a little off. Since everything I'm writing about is referential and building on the previous reports, it feels weird to
Iguanas, Man
Team Taco™ and friends! We find ourselves at the end of February. Somehow. This week's report is the monthly report that's free for the whole world in hopes of convincing more people to give me $2. If you have not, I recommend you do. I derive great joy from being
Two-Minute Salsa
Hell froze over, and multiple Team Taco™ members don't have power in Texas because the planet is broken. The Democrats were cowards and somehow snatched defeat from the jaws of victory once again. The Republican party cemented themselves as fascists. What a week. Y'all wanna talk about the kitchen I
Therapy Tuesday
On Turning 27
Team Taco™! Quite a few new Team Taco™ members signed up last week. Salsa sells, I guess. If you made the salsa from last week, reply with a photo of it! I want to see your beautiful salsa successes and melted faces. I was on vacation this last week. It
A Salsa 13 Years in the Making
Team Taco™! We're officially a month in. What a time to be alive. We're taking our first vacation in 15 months this week. Right this moment. Staycation forever. Will this week of vacation differ any from our daily lives? Yes. We won't be staring at our computers for work every
Time for a Tour
Choose Your Own Report
Well, this last week really sucked, huh? I wrote two reports this week. Depending on your mental state and what you need right now, you can read one or the other. Or you can get wild and read both. I'm making this week's report public because of the subject matter.
Frijole Father
Taco Tunes 2020
2020 is almost over! Like 2021 is going to be any better and we're not experiencing the consequences of decades of choices by the global elite made outside of our control. Still. Surviving this garbage year together is a thing worth celebrating, even if all years are bad. Next week's
Sorry Sorry Sorry
Ramp up post #2 coming in hot this week with a bleak reminder that there's still a pandemic, the world's governments (sup, America?) have failed us, and everything is dreadful. But hey, at least we have $600 — maybe — that we can immediately donate to mutual aid organizations. Or $598 after
Tacos & Squares — Defining Taco Edge Cases
Welcome to the first electronic mail post from Taco.Report! All the reports in December are free so we can entice more people to join Team Taco before we lock 'em down come 2021. Please tell your loved ones, friends, and any strangers you've ever interacted with to give me
Introducing Taco Report
TL;DR — I'm going to try and eat 2021 tacos in 2021. Like a 365 project, but ridiculous. I'm going to report my progress weekly, along with whatever I've been thinking about or working on that week. It costs $2/month. (Or you can sign up for free and receive