My favorite salsa of all time, one that took me 13 years to get right. It's hot as shit, but you deserve it. Unless you're the wiener who replied to me on Twitter and told me it was so spicy that it was inedible. Like, my dude. That's the point.
Only have two minutes? This is the salsa for you.
My partner's favorite salsa of all time. She's correct. It's wonderful.
The breakup I survived to get the recipe for this salsa was worth it. I mean, well, no, heartbreak isn't worth salsas. But one hell of a silver lining.
May — Coming in June
Listen, I see it. I get it. I know.