January — Chili de Arbol Salsa

My favorite salsa of all time, one that took me 13 years to get right. It's hot as shit, but you deserve it. Unless you're the wiener who replied to me on Twitter and told me it was so spicy that it was inedible. Like, my dude. That's the point.

February — Restaurant Salsa

Only have two minutes? This is the salsa for you.

March — Tomatillo Avocado Salsa

My partner's favorite salsa of all time. She's correct. It's wonderful.

April — Jalapeno Taco Sauce

The breakup I survived to get the recipe for this salsa was worth it. I mean, well, no, heartbreak isn't worth salsas. But one hell of a silver lining.

May — Coming in June

Listen, I see it. I get it. I know.